Today I felt like shit, was shadowed at the office by a lunatic, accidentally attempted suicide and decided to purchase $80 worth of vitamins to try to fix my sort-of-illness.

I'm kind of glad to see reviews of the film Youth in Revolt are skewering the damn thing. I hated the book so much it helped inspire me to write my own novel. And Michael Cera needs to stop playing the same character and seriously learn to act. Dude could be the next Tom Hanks if he wanted to. I'm just saying.

The suicide thing? My jammed printer decided to dig a sharp edge into my wrist when I reached in to try to clear out paper. Yeah, nice unfortunate looking cut that looks like I pulled an Artie Lange on myself. What in the world was I thinking? Painfullll.

New shows to watch include Worst Cooks in the World and American Repo. The Repo Men went to reposess a car that was surrounded by Renaissance Faire people. They kept in character. Good god.

Off to try to sleep my way to betterness.