Good morning assholes.

I'm trying to figure out an equation...one that equals me being rich and famous for being myself.

Right now, I currently don't have it figured out but what I do have figured out are elements of such that will get me there, I think.

The only problem is that I'm tired from exercise and tired of all of this bullshit.

that's the funny part. If I didn't have my life, i'd be completely fabulous all of the time and not feeling mediocre.

Ain't it a bitch sometimes?