Scary as fuck

This morning, while downing my pre-coffee and doing work during my time (like a moron,) I heard gunshots. Multiple gunshots. It sounded like somebody was going off with an automatic weapon.

I ducked my head out and saw one of my neighbors as perplexed as me. We discussed needing Kevlar vests and went back to our thing.

Ten minutes later…the same thing. OK, this clearly wasn’t what I thought it was but guess what? I called the pigs in.

Anyone with street sense would be able to tell you that if you went to do a drive-by, you don’t come back for seconds ten minutes later.

That’s some al qaeda shit, except we don’t have al qaeda in the 90038.

Ten minutes later, I heard more.

Yeah, me thinks this isn’t automatic gunfire. Me thinks these are kids playing with a loud air gun.

Besides the rat-tat-tat-tat, there was no noise.

I’ve scoured the news and there’s nothing.

Stupid as shit morons doing stupid stuff.

Still, was scary.